Jokes! The May 8th "COVID-FREE" Edition
Welcome to another edition of "Jokes!" The ONLY source for humor on the internet. Here are this week's jokes:
-Jimmy Fallon admitted he couldn't make it through Tiger King. While the poor treatment of animals didn't bother him, the lack of "flip cup" did.
-Elon Musk and Grimes have a new child which they named X Æ A-12. The "X" stands for the unknown variable, the "Æ" stands for love, and the "12" is the age the child will end up in therapy.
-Kim Jong-Un recently faked his death to expose traitors in his inner circle. No word on when his traitors will be thrown into a moat of alligators.
-Sources say Prince Harry and Meghan Markle are living in Tyler Perry's Beverly Hills mansion. Subsequently, Tyler Perry announced his new movie: "Madea Infiltrates Buckingham Palace."
-Tom Cruise is working with NASA to shoot a movie in space. The actor is notorious for performing his own stunts like scaling the Burj Khalifa, leaping from helicopters, and jumping up and down on Oprah's couch.
-Princess Love is filing for divorce from Ray J after four years of marriage. Princess Love is known for her work on "Love & Hip Hop" and Ray J is known for his work on Kim Kardashian.
-Queen guitarist Brian May wound up in the hospital after tearing his Gluteus Maximus while gardening. This makes him the second Queen member to end up in the hospital due to a sore ass.
-Jennifer Lopez and Alex Rodriguez have ended their attempt to buy the New York Mets. When reached for comment, a Met's executive responded "this fan base has suffered enough."
-The arrival of the "murder hornet" may soon strike fear in to the heart of Americans. Luckily, the fear will have a hard time penetrating their clogged arteries.
-Adele's weight loss picture is causing a storm on the internet. While most are commending the Grammy Award winning singer for her transformation, others are misspelling their angry tweets because their fingers are too fat to type.
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